I guess I’m on a 60’s kick, or at least that’s what the police told me when they found me covered in mud, streaking through a public park, yelling misremembered quotes from “On The Road” to pigeons.
After letting me go because they figured I wasn’t worth bringing in as I am apparently “only a danger to myself”, they threw a VHS tape at me, laughing heartily as they segwayed off into the sunset. So hey, free movie!
Today is Halloween, which means that the next 24 hours will be filled with copious amounts of alcohol, candy, and law enforcement, at least if previous experience has taught me anything.
In the interest of not spending Thanksgiving in jail for a drunken disorderly, I figured it might be nice to curl up with a nice beer and a slasher flick and take it easy for the night.