This one is a keeper.
I just…I can’t even. Hit the jump already.
I guess I’m on a 60’s kick, or at least that’s what the police told me when they found me covered in mud, streaking through a public park, yelling misremembered quotes from “On The Road” to pigeons.
After letting me go because they figured I wasn’t worth bringing in as I am apparently “only a danger to myself”, they threw a VHS tape at me, laughing heartily as they segwayed off into the sunset. So hey, free movie!